The Clarkson, May, and Hammond Show Has a Name! 

Kinja'd!!! "hike" (hike15)
05/11/2016 at 08:39 • Filed to: None

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Not sure how I feel about it. Granted it's just a name.


DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! . . > hike
05/11/2016 at 08:43

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Pretty damn meh.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > hike
05/11/2016 at 08:52

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Well, if they actually tried to and did find the name by themselves, I totally expected something crappy like that :)


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > hike
05/11/2016 at 08:52

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Sounds like they will do more road trips, which is ok in my books.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > hike
05/11/2016 at 08:58

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I was really hoping for Gear Knobs


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Klaus Schmoll
05/11/2016 at 08:58

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Those were always my favorite shows, so I approve.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:01

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so it’s not

Oh cock


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:05

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I still prefer my suggestion of Gear Knobs , but I suppose this is alright too.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:07

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It’s written in tape, so the real name is probably underneath.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:11

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This works on several levels. From the traditional European “Grand Tour” to the modern industry-wide use of “GT” nomenclature, to the reversed Top Gear initials...


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Wacko
05/11/2016 at 09:13

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Oh Cock would have been the best.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shop-teacher
05/11/2016 at 09:18

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Vietnam and Bolivia Specials > all others


Kinja'd!!! fourvalleys > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
05/11/2016 at 09:19

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my suggestion of Gear Knobs

Hah! Was your suggestion before or after the rumored trademark filings for “Gear Knobs” as reported by Buzzfeed? :-P


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:20

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I approve of the use of duct tape.

You know, I’m pretty sure at least one of them—probably Clarkson—is a fan of the Red Green show. I just finished going through them all the way back to ‘91, and there’s quite a lot of things that look “borrowed” from RG by TG. More as I think of them, but off the top of my head:

-An obsession with old, cheap beaters

-An obsession with “upfitting” said beaters in ridiculous ways to achieve an end goal of doing something much cheaper—notable examples are the fire truck (the only emergency vehicle that TG didn’t do) and a forklift

-Removing car doors by driving into them with other cars

-Fixing everything with a hammer

-A tendency to bodge the bodge of the bodge rather than fix it properly

-The “sports in cars” thing started with TG’s car football. Except RG actually did it several months earlier. Granted TG did it for real instead of cutting stuff together.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > Klaus Schmoll
05/11/2016 at 09:20

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I agree!

I wouldn’t mind multi-episode trips where they swap out cars as needed.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > shop-teacher
05/11/2016 at 09:27

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Road trips and Cheap Car Challenges ftw


Kinja'd!!! xyzabc > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:27

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Should be “The Brilliant Tour”.

“Brilliant” being the British’s euphemism for all things embarrassing, unpleasant and generally screwed-up.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/11/2016 at 09:28

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Red Green is TV gold.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > fourvalleys
05/11/2016 at 09:28

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After, but I never saw it so I’m standing by my notion of originality, at least within my own mind. lol


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
05/11/2016 at 09:32

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On a side note, I have a coworker who reminds me of Harold. But with the good attributes like the intelligence and the assertiveness taken out.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/11/2016 at 09:34

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Well that’s no good


Kinja'd!!! fourvalleys > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
05/11/2016 at 09:36

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Hah, if nobody else believes you, that makes you the crazy one!


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:37

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Link pls.

The one I found looked VERY fake.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > hike
05/11/2016 at 09:38

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It just took them one minute......... forty............. seven.......... point six seconds to come up with.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > fourvalleys
05/11/2016 at 09:42

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy. - Charles Manson


Well... there’s that.


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Hoccy
05/11/2016 at 09:52

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https://www.facebook.com/thegrandtour/

The three linked this page from their twitter accounts.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
05/11/2016 at 09:58

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Ah, that looks better. Funny how that page was created nearly a year ago!


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Hoccy
05/11/2016 at 09:59

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I think they just kept it private until they had everything finalised.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > hike
05/11/2016 at 10:02

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Checking if domain name is available now.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
05/11/2016 at 10:03

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Bolivia in particular is my favorite. Whenever it’s on, I can’t not watch it.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > shop-teacher
05/11/2016 at 10:04

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Same here.

Although I do want to recreate the Vietnam Special with a few friends eventually.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > hike
05/11/2016 at 10:14

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This is the sweet sound of knowing my recent Amazon Prime purchase has now paid for itself.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/11/2016 at 10:24

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The Red Green show is an underrated show.


Kinja'd!!! Dave the car guy , still here > hike
05/11/2016 at 10:28

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At least the initials could be GT , which I like.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > hike
05/11/2016 at 10:46

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Kinja'd!!! hike > Klaus Schmoll
05/11/2016 at 14:37

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One of them tweeted this morning that they picked that name because it's pretty much all road trips. So probably!


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > hike
05/11/2016 at 15:09

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Hooray! Let new TG review the cars and the trinity just fool around with them in exotic places, seems like they could both have their niche.